In what can only be described as an auditory experience that defies all known musical theory, local disc golf podcasters, Jacky and Juliette, have announced their ambitions to take their signature intro—an unmistakably off-key jingle—to the national stage. The duo, known for their podcast Not Another Disc Golf Podcast, believe that their raw, unfiltered vocal talent is just what American Idol and The Voice have been missing.
“People tell us all the time, ‘Wow, that intro is… something,’” Juliette said, beaming with pride. “We take that as a sign that our sound is unique. Simon Cowell is going to love us.”
The pair’s podcast, which features in-depth discussions on disc golf, controversial takes on OB rules, and a segment called The Pyramid, has gained a cult following—not necessarily for the content, but for the jarring, borderline haunting musical number that kicks off each episode.
Listeners have described the intro as “like two coyotes harmonizing in a metal trash can” and “a bold artistic choice that makes me appreciate silence.” Still, Jacky and Juliette remain undeterred.
“Some people call it ‘tone deaf,’ but we call it ‘avant-garde,’” Jacky explained. “We’re not just podcasters—we’re artists. And it’s time the world hears our gift.”
To prepare for their upcoming auditions, the duo has been practicing on the first tee pad of their local course, much to the dismay of early morning players. “I don’t even need coffee anymore,” said one shaken disc golfer. “I just hear them warming up, and the adrenaline spike keeps me awake for days.”
Despite the mixed reviews, Jacky and Juliette are hopeful that their unique harmonies will land them a golden ticket to Hollywood—or at the very least, a viral clip on YouTube titled ‘Worst Auditions of All Time’.
Until then, local disc golfers can continue to enjoy their dulcet tones before every episode of Not Another Disc Golf Podcast—or, as one listener called it, “the price I pay for free entertainment.”
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